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This page has to be moved. I need to figure out how to move the content to some other page without having to copy paste everything.

I effing hate eboggy.

I really hate ebloggy now. I just found out that disabling comments works per entry. So all the previous posts have no restriction on the commenting system. So all those fucking bots are spamming up the damn things

I don't care anymore. I don't bother reading your shitty comments anyway. To hell with you all.

I'm sorry but commenting has got to be disabled. Only registered users may comment because this useless ebloggy service does not use any specific verification for commenting and I am being spammed by fucking comment bots. I know there is probably a way to enable commenting for all with the some form of bot reducing verification, but why can't I just have a button with 'screw you' on it.

Ebloggy sucks. Don't use it. I'd transfer this whole damn place to blogger.com if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a lazy ass and I do like the orange.

But Ebloggy.com is a useless service. If you come across this site and think about getting your own one, don't use this stupid host.

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I'm getting extremely irritated and the young and useless dipshits that run the place that I work at. I never thought that I had to cope with incompetent superiors. I'm just so irritated at how they run things now. it makes the working environment a completely crappy one. I feel like changing job places, but with the prospect of leaving the country in 4 months, I guess no one is really going to employ me.

I now harbour a deep loathing for the management at my workplace. And I guess because I'm being paid by the hour and by the student, it's not such a good idea to screw around with them. I do however consider leaving prematurely. As much as I hate to boast, I am in fact indispensable there. I will extremely hard to replace. I teach way to much and way to differently. I'm plotting on leaving early. The moment I get wind that I've got passage to the States, poof, it's resignation.

I hate teaching. It sucks. I do earn more than all you engineers and bankers and shit, but I hate it. It's a stupid job.

To all who are celebrating. I wish you a good year. I'm not that big a bastard to curse your entire year. But since I am a bastard anyways, and I am sick, I curse you fall sick as soon as you read this.

Happy New Year.

It has been a terribly uneventful one. The only joy is that my brother is back. Sadly I'm not on holiday. I hate work. I hate teaching. I'm not meant to be a damn teacher.

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I think motorcyclists have crossed the line one too damn many times. There's this stupid sense that because they are small and lighter than most cars, they don't have to obey certain traffic rules. I'm sick and tired of seeing bikers go down the wrong way on the road and drivers like me have to avoid them or risk killing them to death. I'm sick of seeing them turn where they can't and crossing traffic lights when they shouldn't. It's the fact that even if they are wrong, if you accidentally involve them in an accident, they might be killed and the blood will be on your hands. And on your white shirts. And all of us know it's fucking hard to wash off blood stains. Assholes.

Bikes should be banned from the road. You can't catch them all because you'd need a billion policemen - one at every junction. And you can't do that because we don't have enough policemen and the ones we have are fucking lazy wimps. So the only solution left is to ban the fucking bikes.

Bikers, work harder, buy a car and stop fucking up the damn roads.

Time for some random thoughts.

Eating an entire tube of sour mix mentos isn't good for you.

Tin Can coffee doesn't work and is ruddy expensive.

7-11 are a bunch of con men bastards.

All the brilliant King of Fighters players are all working class men skiving off work in the arcades.

The Spiderwick chick is quite hot.

Liero is an awesome game.

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The cause for these random thoughts is because I'm going to do a movie review now. Actually I'm doing 2 movie reviews. And I fear this site is actually becoming a personal 'rotten tomatoes'. So to prevent that, I'm going to not bother writing lengthy reviews and just give my overpowering opinion.

Sweeney Todd - Not bad really, but not as barking mad brilliant as everyone is saying it is.

Meet the Spartans - crap.


Now go away.

Let's cut to the chase. Rotten tomatoes really gave this film some crap. And I will too. It's a piece of shit. Everything is wrong with it.

Firstly, it was just too damn long. I mean come on, trying to reach 2 hours with that kind of a ridiculously wobbly plot? You've got to be kidding. The plot itself was no where near deep enough to ever span 2 hours. It felt as if it was cobbled together when 2 fellas met in the urinals or for a cup of coffee. They just randomly passed out ideas and formed a film around it. The entire story was shallow, lame and predictable. What a bunch of shit. Actually, the plot could barely span half an hour. So what they did was make the film exceptionally dry with perfectly zero character development save for Farmer (what a fucking brilliant name for a hero eh? Farmer king. How original. Dumb fucks.). And then just to make it even longer, it was full of lots and lots of redundant bashing. I'm sure war does really look like that or close to it, but why the fuck do we need to see it? I mean, give us a glimpse of it and that's enough. Even if you want to prolong it, do something cool in it. Like in LOTR. The war there was pretty long and pretty messy but at least we got to see new things happening. Like the towers being smashed and the Nazgul showing up and the walls breaking and the elephants and the other crap. Things were happening. In the final battle scene of LOTR, there was barely any view of it. Just Aragorn getting stomped on. But in this new shitty dungeon siege movie, we've got almost half an hour of just mindless bashing and bashing and bashing and bashing. Nothing happens. Why the heck do we want to see so much of that?

I could probably do a cartoon episode of 25 minutes for that entire movie. Unbelievably shallow.

The other thing that was wrong with it was the casting. It is just some ridiculous bit of casting. I mentioned it the moment I saw the trailer. Jason Statham can in no way portray a farmer/king kind of character. The way he talks just doesn't fit. The way he looks as well. He can make a badass cop or some mafia guy or some assassin or something but not a sword wielding farmer. And maybe I'm too used to seeing John Rhys-Davies as Gimli that I can't possibly picture him as a powerful mage of some sort. And speaking of powerful mages, the villian is just wrong. I liked Ray Liotta in Wild Hogs, but here he just doesn't fit. He just looks too... modern for that era of movie. I mean, if you're making a movie about wizardry and what not, why does he have that kind of a haircut? Coupled together with the RIDICULOUS leather wardrobe, he looks more like he belongs in the Matrix. And boy was he a weakling. All the villain can do at the end is bind the hero with BOOKS? You've got to be kidding me. The super modern looking matrix crossover villain is pathetic.

The jungle chick did look hot however. And her outfit made her look even hotter.

And for the first time I find myself in disagreement with even the stupid soundtrack of the entire movie. The background music just completely spoiled the mood. It never suited the picture on screen. As a musician myself I can applaud all the background music that goes on in films - some of my favourites are Pirates and LOTR. Awesome music. But this one? It just didn't fit. I actually realised the music didn't fit for the first time in my life. We NEVER pay attention to the music in the background, but this one sounded so wrong I just had to point it out. There was a scene where he was burying his child and the music was building up tension and he was digging faster and faster I thought he was going to scream or something. But nothing. The build up was for nothing. And the ending scene where the hero kills the baddie and kisses his wife, the music sounds like the battle is STILL GOING ON!!! That's just ridiculous. Couldn't they hire a proper musician to compose the score. They probably hired some jingle writer or something. The score is horrendous.

Everything about this movie is wrong. It's way too long for such a thin plot. It's way too boring in every aspect. The dialogue was rubbish. The acting was sub par. The casting was terrible. he music was wrong. The plot twists were cheap. The climax was poor. The battles were draggy and boring. The supporting characters were shallow and sloppy.

In the name of the retards is more like it.